The most interesting man in the world : RSS 0.91

2manyusernames @ 11/6/2009 9:59:40 AM

Of course it is needless to say that ninjas and pirates fear him and wish they could be him, but even these guys stand in awe of him:

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff108/TheRealKilgore/1201562707192bj8.jpg

PulsisX @ 11/6/2009 9:18:48 AM

He has created a breed of giant miniature donkeys!

donteatpoop @ 11/6/2009 8:20:32 AM

His beans are grown and harvested at peak altitdes in Colombia.

He travels the world with his trusty donkey to bring you the freshest coffee beans.

He is... Juan Valdez.

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Stay wired my friends.

Jerry520 @ 11/6/2009 1:37:34 AM

He can divide by zero.

KerOBeroS32 @ 11/6/2009 1:34:28 AM

« donteatpoop : On more than one occassion he has drunk the last beer in his neighbors fridge.

He answers the door in his tighty whiteys.

He is regularly seen slapping grandmothers on the asses.

It is not uncommon for him to talk over people.

He interrupts conversations as though he is the most important person in the room.

He is my brother in law.

Holy s**t! You just described MY brother-in-law

donteatpoop @ 11/5/2009 11:35:45 PM

On more than one occassion he has drunk the last beer in his neighbors fridge.

He answers the door in his tighty whiteys.

He is regularly seen slapping grandmothers on the asses.

It is not uncommon for him to talk over people.

He interrupts conversations as though he is the most important person in the room.

He is... my brother in law.

farawaymore @ 11/5/2009 10:10:20 PM

He blew out how handsome he is.

ThirDeye @ 11/5/2009 1:34:51 PM

Some people play hard to get. He plays hard to want.

hoosker @ 11/5/2009 1:34:36 PM

« maven : He doesn't have to ask how to please a woman.

Women forever ask how they can please him.

ThirDeye @ 11/5/2009 1:32:08 PM

He is so terrific He has his own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.

maven @ 11/4/2009 3:25:27 PM

He doesn't have to ask how to please a woman.

2manyusernames @ 11/4/2009 3:19:13 PM

Instead of a cute cuddly puppy, this was his first pet when he was a toddler

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff108/TheRealKilgore/tumblr_ksl882c4EJ1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

PulsisX @ 11/3/2009 7:53:11 PM

His saliva cures Eczema.

Not just gets rid of it for a while... Cures it!

Bornbad @ 11/3/2009 4:28:56 PM

He can breath in the vacuum of outer space.

PulsisX @ 11/3/2009 4:05:04 PM

He knows how many decimal places there are in Pi.

KerOBeroS32 @ 11/3/2009 1:40:13 PM

icepigs @ 11/3/2009 1:03:59 PM

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Moe @ 11/3/2009 12:51:28 PM

« PulsisX : He can do a handstand with his feet.

On one foot

PulsisX @ 11/3/2009 12:49:03 PM

He can do a handstand with his feet.

icepigs @ 11/3/2009 12:46:18 PM

"Fellows, leave the tight pants to the ladies. If I can count the coins in your pocket, you better use them to call the tailor."

86Apex @ 11/3/2009 12:40:55 PM

They say you can connect anybody to Kevin Bacon with six or less degrees of separation. He can connect to anybody with no degrees of separation.

ThirDeye @ 11/3/2009 12:36:40 PM

He did DEP's mom.

gammerus @ 11/3/2009 12:32:33 PM

When he needs a quick exit, he uses the front door.

hoosker @ 11/3/2009 12:14:01 PM

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He once delayed the rising of the sun, to finish making love.

Stay thirsty, my friends