In addition to being the creator of Worth1000.com and now Plime, JaxomLOTUS is a celebrated thespian and performer of the fine arts. When not impressing enlightened critics with his rendition of Horatio in William Shakespeare's "Crescent of Man" or performing Handel's "Caravaggio in D Minor" on his custom-built Stradivarius before an audience of millions, he can be found painting higher physics equations on the walls of abandoned subway stations. In addition to his role on Plime as the resident abstract theologist, he is currently researching his thesis for simultaneously curing for AIDS and world hunger by feeding HIV-infected babies to the starving masses.
Aviary made it Round 2! Help it make the finals! Posted: 3 months ago by jaxomlotus
Thanks so much for helping Aviary (plime's sister site) make the semi-finals of InsideRIA's Best of RIA 2009 competition. Can you please vote for Aviary one more time to help us get featured at Adobe's MAX conference? You guys rock!! - Plime creator Jax
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Help Aviary win the Best RIA of 2009! Posted: 3 months ago by jaxomlotus
If we win this round, they will possibly feature us (the staff behind plime) at Adobe's Max conference in Los Angeles. Please help!
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Please help Plime owner Aviary win this Lifehacker poll Posted: 5 months ago by jaxomlotus
Vote for Aviary Phoenix in this Lifehacker poll for the top image editor site online. If you vote for Aviary Phoenix, all of your wildest dreams will come true.
UPDATE - Aviary won (was there ever any question?). Please redeem your Wildest Dream coupon at the customer service counter.
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Awesome new Firefox screencapture extension from maker of Plime Posted: 7 months ago by jaxomlotus
Hi folks, since most of you are Worth1000 members I thought you'd love this: We just released a screen capture firefox extension. Really powerful and useful - hope you love it (and please let me know what you think)!
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Man builds a holographic world for a loved one Posted: 9 months ago by jaxomlotus
If you don't tear up by the end of this, you might have no soul.
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Pickle Surprise! Posted: 9 months ago by jaxomlotus
Where's the pickle?
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Woot! CNet calls Aviary the Holy Grail of Image Editing! Posted: 10 months ago by jaxomlotus
"When online image-editing site Aviary released Raven on Monday, the Holy Grail of image-editing tools had finally hatched."
Well, my day is now officially made!
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Plime & Worth1000 creators finally release Raven, world's first online vector editor Posted: 10 months ago by jaxomlotus
There's nothing else like this online. I'm really proud of the team here. And I think you'll all love this vector application. :)
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Accident scene Posted: 11 months ago by jaxomlotus
Just an update to this story. Here's a picture of the accident scene after the police got everyone out. I see my daughter's coat in it. Click for big.
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My kids were having fun at this Hanukkah party when a 76-year-old man crashed through the building in his SUV injuring 14 people Posted: 11 months ago by jaxomlotus
My kids and my parents were 12 feet away from where the car burst through the plate glass windows.
This is the second time my kids were exposed to serious, serious danger by an auto accident caused by an elderly driver. If we enforce car inspections regularly, why don't we force regular inspections of their drivers?
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First Thundercats movie trailer!!! Posted: 11 months ago by jaxomlotus
Probably the best fan-made trailer I've ever seen.
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No other brothers can deny. Posted: 11 months ago by jaxomlotus
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
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America Posted: 11 months ago by jaxomlotus
America
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Gentlemen, we have lift off Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
3....2....1....ignition
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All the smiley shortcuts you will ever need Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
to annoy the @#$% out of your co-workers.
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Cardboard Photoshop Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
Cardboard Photoshop
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Click me. You won't be sorry. Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
I always wondered how they made bridges. Found via Reddit. Click the link for HUGE.
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Goodness, gracious great balls of fire! Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
If you're curious how this sounded, click the pic for the video.
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what's the point? Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
Albino Peacock. Courtesy of Cellar.org
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Keepin' up with the Joneses Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
What started as a 2-story home turned into 144 foot monstrosity over what can presumably be a war with the neighbors?
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It's a me a mario Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
Super mario room. Click the pic for the full gallery.
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walmart FAIL Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
full credit to kakana
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delicious Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
this is why I fumigate every summer
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not in front of the kids Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
where f-15s come from
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anyone in the mood for smoked turkey? Posted: 12 months ago by jaxomlotus
yum
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