Suebe was born into her family young, hairless, and kinda wet. After a few years, she had developed the skills to walk, talk, and eat. Her mother was the midwest's only female juggler and her father a rich investment banker from Manhatten. Their marriage was secret. And so was Suebe's birth. Raised by elephant handlers in a traveling circus, Suebe would come to learn the finer points of sword swallowing and contortionism. Curiously short, Suebe soon joined a traveling actors troupe that only preformed 'The Wizard of Oz.' Starting out playing Munchkin #3, she soon worked her way up to playing a ballerina Munchkin with a featured dance number. After seven years of playing the ballerina, one night during sleep she mysteriously grew 15 inches. Now at a normal height Suebe enjoys reaching the Saltines on the top shelf at the grocery store, painting ceilings, and of course, brushing her hair, a feat she was incapable of doing because she was to short to reach the top of her head. Taxed by the years in the circus, Suebe settled down and learned to crochet. She currently lives in an abandoned Taco Hut creating a large crocheted map of her travels. .She has recently moved to Africa, to live with the pygmies, where she is held in Goddess status for her incredible beauty and height. She bestows her people with top shelf Saltines and brushes their hair.Thank you bluenutria and muppetmakerKiva - Loans that save livesNow that I am a member of the 99 Karma Continuum,http://www.plime.com/f/1124/ my time online is "Omnipresent". Please refer to me as "Omnipresent suebe"This is my car. SrslyMy first plimeet OMG 40 KarmaMy turn on the Hot SeatMy Plime RoastStar Trek foyerThe Adventures of Gerald, the traveling gnomeMaybe I amazes"Your beatles awesomeness always amazes." gammerous~@nuB

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Dead Men Need Exercise Too Posted: 4 hours ago by suebe
A Connecticut gym continued to withdraw membership dues for a man for two years after he was killed in a shooting.
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Regular or Premium? Posted: 5 hours ago by suebe
Dog greets customers at gas station. Click image for story.
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Emergency Alerts Over Your XBox System? Posted: 6 hours ago by suebe
Online gamers, get ready for possible alerts on your consoles! New York State authorities are testing a plan that would see the Emergency Management Office issue alerts over online gaming networks in addition to regular channels.
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Unraveling the Real 3D Mandelbrot Posted: 9 hours ago by suebe
The Mandelbrot fractal, finally rendered in 3D and thoroughly explained.
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Queen - Someboday to Love Posted: 22 hours ago by suebe
Queen - Someboday to Love

Hard to believe it's been 18 years today since we lost Freddie.
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Boy with Asperger's Syndrome Rides Subway for 11 Days Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
A 13-year-old boy with Asperger's Syndrome—a form of autism that often causes difficulty with social interaction—spent 11 days in the NYC subway system last month.
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Happy 150th Birthday to New Yorker, Billy the Kid Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
According to the little information out there on Billy the Kid, November 23rd would have been his 150th birthday. Did you know the Wild West outlaw may have hailed from the Lower East Side of NYC?
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Chilly Posted: 1 day ago by suebe
Icebergs. Lots of them from Antarctica and Greenland by master nature photographer David Burdeny.
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Would You Be Comfortable Locked On A Train With A Murderer? Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
Is there anything more horrifying than being locked on the subway with a knife-toting murder? About two dozen commuters found themselves in that hellish situation early on Saturday, when they were locked on in the first car of an uptown D train with suspect Gerardo Sanchez, who according to witnesses had just stabbed a passenger to death in an argument over a seat.
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Pay What You Wish For Your Food Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
At A Better World Cafe you can pay what you think the meal is worth. Many pay more.
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Don't Smoke If You Have A Mac Posted: 2 days ago by suebe
Apple is voiding warranties of Mac laptops that need repair with traces of cigarette smoke.

*Another reason to quit*
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Sad Panda Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
NYC's own Sad Panda is finally revealed
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Spit in My Face - I Will PAY You! Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
A 39-year-old Southern California man has been arrested for misdemeanor child annoyance after allegedly paying a teenager $31 to spit in his face. And...offering money for additional "bodily fluids".
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Lord Likely’s Extra-Ordinary Inter-Active Moustache-O-Rama Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
To help commemorate Movember
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Sulu Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
"Sulu" by Luke Butler

Part of his "Enterprise" series
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Smell the Skull Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
Large scale flower skull by Danish artist Jacob Dahlstrup. 100 hours fine detailed pencil drawing.
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Levi Posted: 3 days ago by suebe
Levi Johnston bares his bod for Playgirl. Article includes link to NSFW photos on Playgirl site.
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Facebook is an Alibi Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Imagine if the most important sentence you ever wrote was a Facebook status update that goes something like this: "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK......WHERER MY IHOP." Now you know how it feels to be 19-year-old Rodney Bradford, who used that all-caps message to keep himself out of prison.
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Why Men Should Learn To Like Period Sex Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Dudes who won't have period sex kind of suck.
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Pet Cruelty Woman Loses Custody of Her Children Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Not surprisingly, a judge ordered he woman who tortured and killed animals to lose custody of 6 out of her 7 children. The oldest, her son, age 21, will care for two of his sisters.
Alternative link if you can't see the Newsday article.
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Express to your table Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Express service at the German restaurant S Baggers
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"Easiest . . . arrest in history!" Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
And it will probably be the easiest conviction as well.
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Woman Drives Her Car Into An Aquarium Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
The driver and the child in her lap survived when a pickup truck slammed into a 1,500-gallon aquarium at Tampa International Airport. The tropical fish were not so lucky.
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Anger Management Through Food Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Dieters eating food high in carbohydrates and low on fat improved their mood longer than those on a low-carb, high-fat regime similar to the Atkins diet, researchers say.
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Man Jumps Off the George Washington Bridge and Survives Posted: 2 weeks ago by suebe
Last Friday, a man jumped off the George Washington Bridge-a 212-foot plunge into 55-degree water—and survived and managed to swim to the NJ side, where he was taken to a hospital
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