A 30-year-old South African lesbian cop shot and wounded her soon-to-be bride in the buttocks during a drunken stupor at the weekend. picked by mitzuzake 2 years ago

A Sonoma County girls' soccer coach has been suspended from the league after allegedly exposing his buttocks to the opposing team following a contentious game. picked by wags273 2 years ago

Doctors are to attempt to remove a conjoined parasitic twin from a nine-month old baby.

Faith Mwampe has the feet of an unformed twin protruding from her buttocks, meaning she may never be able to walk unless it is removed. picked by AutumnLotus 10 months ago

A man, while masturbating by a tree, tells police he has a screwdriver inside his buttocks. picked by Skid 3 years ago

A Hampton, Maine, man accused of showing his buttocks to motorists crossing a bridge blamed his behavior on prescribed medication. picked by AutumnLotus 3 years ago

What did they expect to find? Insert joke of choice.

BTW: Their headline, not mine. picked by tigertony 2 years ago

Mays' injury is not life threatening and at the time of this release he was having further tests done to see what kind of projectile was lodged in his buttocks picked by Bornbad 1 year ago

An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents' Milford home last month. picked by kakana 3 months ago

Rob Spears, the school's athletic director, says nobody realized just how the logo placed in the center of the players' behinds would look before they tried their pants on. picked by smarty1052 1 year ago

The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue.

From 5 years ago? Don't look back folks. picked by bevissimo 2 years ago

Ancient carvings depicting the female form 15,000 years ago reveal that prehistoric women were revered for their curvaceous bodies and prominent buttocks. picked by BrownTrout 3 years ago

Inez M. Starks, 55, filed a lawsuit in August against the city of Warren and several police officers for a 2007 incident outside of her daughter's Warren home. During the altercation, Starks claimed she was bitten in the buttocks by the Warren police dog Liberty. picked by kakana 8 months ago

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*HEED THE WARNING* picked by Bornbad 11 months ago

The Yakima City Council is cracking down on what an ordinance delicately refers to as "cleavage of the buttocks." picked by muppet 6 months ago

A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore. picked by Nateebiinature 1 year ago

A Welsh woman is getting to the bottom of cultural attitudes about the female backside.

I know a few people who wish they'd thought of this first. picked by meggysue 5 months ago

He's accused of grabbing girls' butts, unhooking the bra of one girl, licking a girl's neck and tickling one in the stomach. But his parents don't want him labeled as a sex offender. My favorite part of the article: "experts will be called to give their opinion on whether a 12- or 13-year-old boy can be sexually aroused by grabbing a girl's buttocks." picked by arsphidius 12 months ago

Over a puppy...??? picked by muppet 2 years ago

A motion to dismiss 109 of 112 counts of aggravated assault against a man accused of using a wood-burning tool over a four-month period to burn 10 to 20 percent of a woman's body has been denied. picked by muppet 2 years ago